22 September 2007
Lines (or Don't tell me how 'proud' you are to be an American!)
Granny pulled out in front of me today. She made a California Rolling Stop on a red light, pulled out and leaned right and, by the time she was done, she'd crossed 3 lanes of traffic - nearly hitting me and the jersey-wall that divides the traffic. She ther proceeded to swerve back into my lane (the 4-lane road splits - I was in the #3 lane (counting from the right) because, after the split, I'd be in the #1 lane), swerves back, nearly hits the jersey-wall again and swerves back my way.
Keep in mind, I'm driving the Battlestar Odyssey with the whole famn damily onboard.. The wife has seen the whole thing - and no doubt in her mind, it's somehow my fault, so I gun it and announce that the psycho granny can stay behind me so that I don't have to perform CPR on her useless @$$ after she jumps into oncoming traffic.
What does this have to do with lines?
Your failure to toe the line, be it in the middle of the road or some parking lot somewhere, clearly demonstrates how little respect you have for society in general. Let's face it, why should I trust you to with *anything* when you can't even get your car centered up between two frigging lines in the parking lot THAT AREN'T EVEN MOVING! When you and some commie pinko lowlife scumbag of questionable ethnic origin and creed get hit by the other fothermucker who isn't paying attention to the lines - I'll CPR the creep before your useless @$$ if he's parked right and you're not!
Keep in mind, I'm driving the Battlestar Odyssey with the whole famn damily onboard.. The wife has seen the whole thing - and no doubt in her mind, it's somehow my fault, so I gun it and announce that the psycho granny can stay behind me so that I don't have to perform CPR on her useless @$$ after she jumps into oncoming traffic.
What does this have to do with lines?
Your failure to toe the line, be it in the middle of the road or some parking lot somewhere, clearly demonstrates how little respect you have for society in general. Let's face it, why should I trust you to with *anything* when you can't even get your car centered up between two frigging lines in the parking lot THAT AREN'T EVEN MOVING! When you and some commie pinko lowlife scumbag of questionable ethnic origin and creed get hit by the other fothermucker who isn't paying attention to the lines - I'll CPR the creep before your useless @$$ if he's parked right and you're not!
