On the Road with the 4th Horseman

To the dude in the Black MR-2 coming off of 64 at Indian River as I'm trying to negotiate dense traffic:  That's a nice collection of middle fingers you have there.  It'd be a shame is something was to happen to 'em.  I mean, why should you let a little red and white triangle with the letters Y, I, E, L, and D on it dissuade you from jamming your way up the lane alongside the guy who's already a quarter of the way across?  That's also a very cute little horn your car has. I'm sure it will sound much throatier after it's been shoved up your ass.  It was also rather amusing to watch you block the exit of the Park -n- Ride so that guy couldn't get out.  You'd think that, if you were in such a hurry, you'd've actually passed me the six or seven opportunities you had...